{"id":23259,"date":"2015-07-09T21:47:15","date_gmt":"2015-07-10T01:47:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/?p=23259"},"modified":"2015-07-09T21:47:16","modified_gmt":"2015-07-10T01:47:16","slug":"thursday-night-illegal-lightbulb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/2015\/07\/09\/thursday-night-illegal-lightbulb\/","title":{"rendered":"Thursday night \u2013 illegal lightbulb"},"content":{"rendered":"

We had one of those weird things happen tonight\u2026 A lightbulb actually burned out. Remember when lightbulbs did that? They were these weird glassy things I got hot and had wires in them\u2026occasionally they stopped working and they ended up being a rattle. And they morphed into those weird curly cue things that made everyone look like a ghost\u2026 And now they are these LED things that are so cool you can tell that they're on if your eyes are closed.<\/p>\n

Victim tonight is one of those vacuum fluorescent Curly Q wants. We scar the whole house and could not find one high-tech light bulb. Our only recourse was to dig into the store of illegal incandescent lightbulbs that we have buried out in the backyard.\u2026<\/p>\n

We have them there for when the zombies come<\/p>\n

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I dig it up dusted off and screwed in into the socket..<\/p>\n

It lit up and soon nearly burned my hand\u2026 What a pleasure.no one saw,. I got away with it<\/p>\n

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Makes me want to find a dial telephone and call someone to tell.. <\/p>\n

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Nite all, nite sam<\/p>\n

-me <\/p>\n

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We had one of those weird things happen tonight\u2026 A lightbulb actually burned out. Remember when lightbulbs did that? They were these weird glassy things I got hot and had wires in them\u2026occasionally they stopped working and they ended up being a rattle. And they morphed into those weird curly cue things that made everyone … Continue reading Thursday night \u2013 illegal lightbulb<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23259","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23259"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23259\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23260,"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23259\/revisions\/23260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}