{"id":274,"date":"2007-02-04T01:25:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-04T05:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/2007\/02\/04\/saturday-off-color-day\/"},"modified":"2007-02-04T01:25:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-04T05:25:00","slug":"saturday-off-color-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/2007\/02\/04\/saturday-off-color-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday &#8211; off color day"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"pBlogBody_225643365\" class=\"blogContent\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Max&#8217;s in NYC tonight with his friends Mason. Scot and Carl.. Gabe&#8217;s at a party.. Diane and I are choosing to have a quiet evening at home\u2026 A Sam night.<span style=\"\">&nbsp;&nbsp; <\/span>We need to spend some quiet time with him.<br \/><span style=\"\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <\/span><span style=\"\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/span>I&#8217;ve had an off-color day\u2026<span style=\"\">&nbsp;&nbsp; <\/span>not in an offensive sense, really.. but everything I&#8217;ve been thinking or saying today has come out sounding wrong. <span style=\"\">&nbsp;<\/span>I attribute it all to having started the day with the wrong color underwear.<span style=\"\">&nbsp;&nbsp; <\/span>You laugh.. but I think that was it.<span style=\"\">&nbsp; <\/span><span style=\"\">&nbsp;<\/span><span style=\"\">&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/span>I&#8217;ve been grouchy, uncharitable and distracted with people all day for no particular reason.<span style=\"\">&nbsp; <\/span>It took me until about 4PM<span style=\"\">&nbsp; <\/span>to figure out what was behind it (beside the underwear I mean)<span style=\"\">&nbsp; <\/span>I realized this afternoon that there was a growing gap between my intention not to sweat the small stuff \u2026 and what was going on in my head. <br \/><span style=\"\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <\/span>A great afternoon snowshoe with Diane and our friends Lou and Kathy (and a different color of underwear) have got me back on track this evening.. I&#8217;m sitting here listening to the Prairie Home Companion Joke Show.. which is dramatically improving my world view:<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"\"><br \/><\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"margin-left: 40px;\"><span style=\"\"><\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);\">what do you call the person who graduates last in his\/her class at med school ?&nbsp; <\/span><i style=\"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);\">Doctor<\/i><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);\"> !&#8221;.. <\/span><br style=\"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);\" \/><br style=\"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);\" \/><span style=\"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);\">&#8220;What do you call a large white bear that is happy one minute and sad the next .. <\/span><i style=\"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);\">a bipolar bear<\/i><span style=\"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);\"><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);\">&#8221; .<\/span>. <\/span><br style=\"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);\" \/><br style=\"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);\" \/><span style=\"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);\">&#8220;Three chords, C, Em and G, walked into a bar one evening. The bartender said <span style=\"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);\">&#8220;We don&#8217;t serve minors, here&#8221;, so Em left and C and G had a fifth between them.&#8221;&nbsp; <\/span>\u2026 <\/span><br style=\"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);\" \/><br style=\"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);\" \/><span style=\"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);\">&#8220;knock knock ..&nbsp; <\/span><i style=\"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);\"><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);\">who&#8217;s there ? ..<\/span>&nbsp; <\/i><span style=\"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);\"><\/span><st1:state style=\"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);\"><st1:place>Minnesota<\/st1:place><\/st1:state><span style=\"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);\">&nbsp; ..&nbsp;&nbsp; <\/span><i style=\"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);\"><span style=\"\"><\/span><\/i><st1:state style=\"color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic;\"><st1:place>Minnesota<\/st1:place><\/st1:state><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic;\">&nbsp; <\/span><i style=\"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);\">who\u2026? <\/i><span style=\"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);\"><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);\">.. <\/span><br \/>&#8216;m in a soota&#8217; bad mood&#8221; \u2026 <\/span><i style=\"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);\">ugh<\/i><span style=\"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);\"><\/span><span style=\"\"><span style=\"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);\"><\/span><br style=\"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);\" \/><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"\">&nbsp;<\/span>Jokes aside.. I&#8217;m thinking tonight how I&#8217;m going to resist this return to the old whirlwind of my life I was living before Sam died. and stay in the moment.<span style=\"\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <\/span>Sam was such<span style=\"\">&nbsp; <\/span>a great role model of being in the moment. I heard a great Sam story about that today.. Our friend Deb told Diane about an image of Sam she has from a snowboard competition last year..<span style=\"\">&nbsp; <\/span>I think they were at Sugarbush.. They&#8217;d been competing all day when the weather changed. A hail\/rain storm came out of nowhere.. As everyone ran for cover\u2026. Sam ripped off his shirt and ran out on the slope and raised his arms to soak up the rain \u2026 it was like he was saying &#8216;bring it on&#8217;.. Deb said in a few minutes, a bunch of other kids came out and did the same thing.. If I have my story straight.. I just heard that Sam&#8217;s friends Sumner and Ralph got 2<sup>nd<\/sup> and 3<sup>rd<\/sup> in that same competition this morning!<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"\">&nbsp;&nbsp; <\/span>Gotta go think about dinner now. I&#8217;ll<span style=\"\">&nbsp; <\/span>keep to the color theme and <span style=\"\">&nbsp;<\/span>leave you all with a picture that our friend Becky sent of the beautifull rainbow that appeared over our house a couple of weeks before Christmas.<span style=\"\">&nbsp;&nbsp; <\/span>Thanks for sending it Sam..<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">-jc<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/good-times.webshots.com\/photo\/2704895140100041954oYMMij\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/inlinethumb47.webshots.com\/110\/2704895140100041954S600x600Q85.jpg\" alt=\"jonesvillerainbow\" \/><\/a>\n<\/div><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Max&#8217;s in NYC tonight with his friends Mason. Scot and Carl.. Gabe&#8217;s at a party.. Diane and I are choosing to have a quiet evening at home\u2026 A Sam night.&nbsp;&nbsp; We need to spend some quiet time with him.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I&#8217;ve had an off-color day\u2026&nbsp;&nbsp; not in an offensive sense, really.. but everything I&#8217;ve been thinking &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/2007\/02\/04\/saturday-off-color-day\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Saturday &#8211; off color day<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-274","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=274"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}