{"id":3400,"date":"2012-01-10T00:18:29","date_gmt":"2012-01-10T04:18:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/?p=3400"},"modified":"2012-01-10T00:22:01","modified_gmt":"2012-01-10T04:22:01","slug":"monday-night-brain-freeze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/2012\/01\/10\/monday-night-brain-freeze\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday night &#8211; brain freeze"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m trying to start a number of things and need to get my thoughts and actions in order&#8230; but I&#8217;m having a little trouble shaking off last years patterns. We treated ourselves and our very dirty car to a car wash yesterday in the hopes it would erase the deep coating o &#8216;no snow yet&#8217; off our car.. As we sat in the carwash I was thinking how nice it would be to be able to put your brain through a wash like that.. Suds it up, spray it off.. put on a new coat of wax.. .. insert some shiny new thoughts and off you go..<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i147.photobucket.com\/albums\/r319\/johncohn\/083108\/dec2611b\/dee9a96a.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i147.photobucket.com\/albums\/r319\/johncohn\/083108\/dec2611b\/5734333c.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i147.photobucket.com\/albums\/r319\/johncohn\/083108\/dec2611b\/c463354a.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i147.photobucket.com\/albums\/r319\/johncohn\/083108\/dec2611b\/fdfd9d9f.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i147.photobucket.com\/albums\/r319\/johncohn\/083108\/dec2611b\/1eb716a5.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i147.photobucket.com\/albums\/r319\/johncohn\/083108\/dec2611b\/775db03e.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i147.photobucket.com\/albums\/r319\/johncohn\/083108\/dec2611b\/9c2c2612.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i147.photobucket.com\/albums\/r319\/johncohn\/083108\/dec2611b\/daf1d269.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ahhh. if it were only that easy.. my car shined .. but y head was still muddled..\u00a0\u00a0 Gabe offered me another possible cure: orange juice popsicles in the shape of a brain. I gave him the mold&#8230;<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i147.photobucket.com\/albums\/r319\/johncohn\/083108\/dec2611b\/038cacc1.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i147.photobucket.com\/albums\/r319\/johncohn\/083108\/dec2611b\/7ce340d7.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Got brainfreeze trying to eat it.. but you know.. I feel smarter already&#8230; Lets see if it works tomorrow<\/p>\n<p>nite all, nite sam<\/p>\n<p>-e<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m trying to start a number of things and need to get my thoughts and actions in order&#8230; but I&#8217;m having a little trouble shaking off last years patterns. We treated ourselves and our very dirty car to a car wash yesterday in the hopes it would erase the deep coating o &#8216;no snow yet&#8217; &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/2012\/01\/10\/monday-night-brain-freeze\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Monday night &#8211; brain freeze<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[374],"class_list":["post-3400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-brain-freeze"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3400"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3400\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3402,"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3400\/revisions\/3402"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}