{"id":5980,"date":"2013-04-24T21:33:55","date_gmt":"2013-04-25T01:33:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/?p=5980"},"modified":"2013-04-24T21:33:57","modified_gmt":"2013-04-25T01:33:57","slug":"wednesday-night-strangely-broken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/2013\/04\/24\/wednesday-night-strangely-broken\/","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday night &#8211; strangely broken"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Do you ever notice strange things happening all around you  all at once? first it&#39;s one thing  Then another.then it slowly creeps into your consciousness. That&#39;s what&#39;s happening to me now and the trend is things that are broken.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>First it was the wash machine..  it is having a trouble code, F2 that means it&#39;s having trouble draining. Even after dissAssembling it three times I can&#39;t find the root of the problem. <\/li>\n<li>Then it was the blender\u2026 Suddenly the end of it stripped off. <\/li>\n<li>Then it was the windshield on our car &#8230; a sudden crack, We had to replace that, <\/li>\n<li>but a rock came and chipped  the new window on its first day in service !<\/li>\n<li>Then the flatscreen monitor downstairs computer started blinking epilepticly . i looked it up and the trouble is three bad capacitors from a bad batch when it was made in mexico in 2007<\/li>\n<li>And of course there&#39;s the sprayhead our kitchen faucet (though that&#39;s been broken for a while)<\/li>\n<li>I Can&#39;t forget the exhaust hood for our stove..<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>I&#39;m not sure what&#39;s happening\u2026 Please failure the Higgs boson holding all these things together ? Maybe there&#39;s some strange juju in the air due to the full moon tonight? Meet some sort of crack in space time? I don&#39;t know but I&#39;m not taking any chances. I&#39;m going to take Friday off.<br \/>\nNight all, night Sam\n<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Me<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=text-align: right; font-size: small; clear: both; id=blogsy_footer><a href=http:\/\/blogsyapp.com target=_blank><img src=http:\/\/blogsyapp.com\/images\/blogsy_footer_icon.png alt=Posted with Blogsy style=vertical-align: middle; margin-right: 5px; width=20 height=20 \/>Posted with Blogsy<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you ever notice strange things happening all around you all at once? first it&#39;s one thing Then another.then it slowly creeps into your consciousness. That&#39;s what&#39;s happening to me now and the trend is things that are broken. First it was the wash machine.. it is having a trouble code, F2 that means it&#39;s &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/2013\/04\/24\/wednesday-night-strangely-broken\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Wednesday night &#8211; strangely broken<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5980","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5980","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5980"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5980\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/johncohn.org\/base\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}