We had to buy a new lawnmower today because the old one broke a crankshaft. I’m not sure how it happened because nobody remembers hitting anything…. So I made one of my few 40s out into the outside world masked up and went into Home Depot. Unfortunately they didn’t have the models that I was looking for. But they had a considerably more expensive one that had all the features I wanted. As I stood there pondering Whether I should go ahead and get the more expensive one,the sales assistant came up and she said… “Well the worlds Going to Helena handbasket so why not ?!”

I Took her advice and bought it… Handbasket or not

Nite all, nite sam

-me